Me: Happy Mother’s Day
Mother: Why do you hate me so much?! (starts crying) Do you think I do too much work? All I asked you to do yesterday was clean the birds cage. If you have other plans you can go do those instead of beg here because I know you hate me so much.
Me: (in my head) So not a Happy Mothers Day.
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